Dear Jolesch Photography,

Thank you for documenting my graduation and letting me steal tiny versions of the images from your website (without watermarks, even).

However, being unable to purchase any reasonable number of the photographs for less than the (dare I say) exorbitant price of $40 is ridiculous (thus the minor larceny). I don't appreciate the extortion. I imagine your business model, and really think you would make more money if you were reasonable. I bet more than half of my graduating class took a pass because you suck.

Sincerely,

Morgan